A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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