the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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