is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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