i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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