im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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