We're like a lot better than the average bears
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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