no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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