Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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