hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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