i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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