great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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