Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I think a kid would responsible me up
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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