walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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