Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
There r osticjed everywhere
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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