that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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