just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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