Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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