Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
MIDGETS
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with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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