6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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