Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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