I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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