He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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