Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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