What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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