Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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