I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
