I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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