We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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