I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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