I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Randomize
