She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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