is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
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all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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