they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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