I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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