You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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