have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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