Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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