so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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