his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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