I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You've changed since you got that strap on
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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