how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
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i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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