I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
