Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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