Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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