I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
