i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He better not be in your backpack
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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