I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
