I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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