Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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