Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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