I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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