fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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