I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I checked into jail on foursquare
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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