New low: just hacked my moms facebook
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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