In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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